The Silliness of My Thoughts


Hey there. :) In this blog, I will use emoticons even when trying to maintain a professional serious attitude. You guys need to go ahead and accept that. :P
^See, there I go.

I'm a college student from sunny Florida! I'm finishing up my AA in the next couple of semesters(with any luck!) then starting the training process to become a midwife. I love babies, as should be evident by the hundreds of baby pictures I reblog.

Hopefully, I'll one day be able to post pictures of my own babies...if I'm still using Tumblr when I'm old...
Who am I kidding, of course I'll still be using Tumblr when I'm old!

I'm avidly pro-life, so be prepared to be for all that may entail when choosing to follow or unfollow.

I'm a cat person.
I have a ton of food allergies.
I love reading.
I like Dr. Who.
Edward Monkton is a wonderful person and one of my heroes. If you look him up and don't fall in love with him, I'll send you a personal cyber hug and/or look of contempt.
My boyfriend's name is Jared, and he is even more wonderful that Edward Monkton. I'll try to keep the mushiness to a minimum.
I'm simplistic.
I'm somewhere in the spectrum between Catholic and Agnostic.
Insult any religion around me(with the exception of the Westboro Baptist Church) and you will surely earn a grudge so cold you might be at risk of hypothermia.
I'm very tired as I write this.
I have a Schnoodle named Chowder. My parents chose the name. I wanted to name her Toby. Or Chester, since all of the dogs my family has ever owned had names begnning in "Ch".
I am a cupcake baker. I have come up with new recipies in my dreams. I'm not kidding.
I'm delving into feminism. Yes, I am still pro-life. I will be glad to explain why those two go together.
I hate peas.
I love chocolate.
I enjoy people-watching.
I neither love nor hate hipsters. I only bring that up because it seems like everyone has to have at least some opinion of them. Nobody can just not mention them at least once.
I love puns.
I laught at my own jokes.
I laugh at my own puns.
Goodbye.

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Who wants to know, eh?

Anonymous asked: tumblr must have some wealthy investors considering the way they're giving away free stuff at tumblrmarketing(.)com did you do it yet?

So, it used to be that spam bots were programmed to use perfect grammar and punctuation. This was so people would read the messages and trust that they came from an intelligent, educated typist. Now, spam bots are programmed to not capitalize the first letter in sentences or use proper punctuation. This is likely because their programmers expect that the average Internet user is too stupid or lazy to type correctly.

That is depressing.

This applies to this scammer, because if tumblrmarketing was a real company, they wouldn’t hire someone with such poor writing skills to represent them. Not only do I not fall for this because I’m not an idiot, I don’t fall for it because this is too unprofessional to be real.

Yes, I realize it would have been easier to just delete this, but I’m bored. :P

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Let us love, since our heart is made for nothing else.
— St. Therese of Lisieux (via freyjageist)

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Tagged: Having feels!

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thegirlonline:

I have no idea what I just stared at but this is glorious

Kitty!

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Gentle

catholiclove:

allaboutmary:

Gentle woman, quiet light
Morning star, so strong and bright,
gentle Mother, peaceful dove,
teach us wisdom; teach us love.

- Catholic hymn

I sing this daily

The churches here only sing this in May, and the entire month, I was in a church I don’t usually go to. They only sang this once and they butchered it. I was so sad.

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breakyourknees:

awkwardbutaccurate:

too-tired-to-argue:

lilacturtl:

lolliguncula:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because this is unacceptable.

Handmaiden of the patriarchy. So very sad.

Handmaiden? I assumed this was from a man…

yeah so did I. Also I can not tell you how much I hate the phrase “Handmaiden of the patriarchy.” It’s a fucking horrible way to talk about women.

yeah this. 

This is completely unacceptable.

I was ranting about this secret last night. I just want to ask this parent, “So, if your daughter goes to a frat party alone, drinks shots on an empty stomach, spends the night, and doesn’t get raped, would you tell the frat guys that they did something wrong by leaving her alone? You’re acting like rape is the only acceptable outcome of getting drunk at a frat party.”

breakyourknees:

awkwardbutaccurate:

too-tired-to-argue:

lilacturtl:

lolliguncula:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because this is unacceptable.

Handmaiden of the patriarchy. So very sad.

Handmaiden? I assumed this was from a man…

yeah so did I. Also I can not tell you how much I hate the phrase “Handmaiden of the patriarchy.” It’s a fucking horrible way to talk about women.

yeah this. 

This is completely unacceptable.

I was ranting about this secret last night. I just want to ask this parent, “So, if your daughter goes to a frat party alone, drinks shots on an empty stomach, spends the night, and doesn’t get raped, would you tell the frat guys that they did something wrong by leaving her alone? You’re acting like rape is the only acceptable outcome of getting drunk at a frat party.”

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Tagged: baby!

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yourgracelikethemorning:

think-progress:

There are exactly three countries on Earth that do not provide guarantees for paid maternity leave. Papua New Guinea and Swaziland are two of them. Care to guess the third?
Read the article here. 

This is shocking. Glad the UK is good for something. (Although in my contract and in my sister’s we are both entitled to 30 weeks paid maternity leave. And then up to a year with less pay. A girl I work with currently is leaving in 4 weeks, for 9 months paid maternity. So I’m not sure on the validity of these stats.)

As I understand it, the time spans in the graph represent what is legally required. Any organization may choose to provide more time. There is no legally required maternity leave in America, but American companies usually offer some amount themselves. Besides bad press, nothing would really happen to the companies if they decided to take it away.

yourgracelikethemorning:

think-progress:

There are exactly three countries on Earth that do not provide guarantees for paid maternity leave. Papua New Guinea and Swaziland are two of them. Care to guess the third?

Read the article here

This is shocking. Glad the UK is good for something. (Although in my contract and in my sister’s we are both entitled to 30 weeks paid maternity leave. And then up to a year with less pay. A girl I work with currently is leaving in 4 weeks, for 9 months paid maternity. So I’m not sure on the validity of these stats.)

As I understand it, the time spans in the graph represent what is legally required. Any organization may choose to provide more time. There is no legally required maternity leave in America, but American companies usually offer some amount themselves. Besides bad press, nothing would really happen to the companies if they decided to take it away.

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The real Dumbledore! :D

Tagged: Harry PotterDumbledoreI might actually have cried in the movie when Dumbledore dies if it was this wonderful man.

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uvgt2bkdnme:

HAHAAHAHA

uvgt2bkdnme:

HAHAAHAHA

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Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim's Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police →

Let’s review shall we?

1) The attacker was eating the victim’s face

2) The attacker had to be shot 6 times, as he did not react to the first few and continued to eat the victim.

3) The police are withholding comments.

So, you guys may or may not know this about me:

I am terrified of zombies. Terrified.

I also live in Florida. Not in or around Miami, but within a day’s travel.

I’ve peeked out the window more times today than I’m proud to admit, and I will probably keep it up for the next few weeks. Or until they release an update on whether or not the victim recovered. Or the attackers autopsy.

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Ahh, the joys of finger painting. :)

Ahh, the joys of finger painting. :)

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