I can start making his super-secret-last-day-at-Lakeside-Crispers cupcakes to take to him at work later!
They are chocolate cake with peanut butter chips(because that is his favorite, for some reason) with Nutella icing, becase Nutella makes everything better.
Even the prospect of having to face the idiocy of Lakeside Crispers without Jared there to keep me sane.
the longer you look the funnier it is
Dobby doesn’t have to take anybody’s shit anymore. Dobby is a free elf
I am sorry but I just CAN’T
still my favourite on set story ever
SEE LOOK AT THIS NOT EVEN GANDALF THE GREY CAN PUT ONE OF THOSE FUCKS TOGETHER
Will Graham gets a bed from IKEA, he throws away the instructions.
This is my design
I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”
AND IT GOT WORSE:
I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.
This means that you are not buying your games. You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.
You will not own your game. You will not own your console. Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.” Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system. Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver. Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.
All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.
This is unacceptable. Buy any console but an XBox One. Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.
Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.
It’s like they love shooting themselves in the dick.
aw rats guyz he figured us out :(
If this were a real thing, I would be doing it right now.
Huh, that seems like a very useful tutorial. But… Does it work with women? It would be really useful for crossplaying.
Let’s give it a try. Fortunately, I have some spare “Man Soap” with me.
I can’t wait a full minute-!! It tingles too much-!
Huh… A nice stubble. That’s what I get for cleaning too soon…
But I can always try adding a package FULL OF BACON~! I wonder if that will have any effects really…
HOLY MOTHER OF ODIN-
accidentally calling someone the wrong name
this is my cat………
getting caught posting someone else’s cat on tumblr
that is some sass there
lord of all time and sass.
Ten, your nine is showing.
oh, I thought this was going to be another feminist pro-choice post
but it was better
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